~*~REVIEWER’S CORNER~*~
((…no, I have no idea why I decided to keep that name…I
don’t get anymore flames (thank kami!), so I can’t really say it’s a review
corner. Hmm…I know!))
~*~AUTHORESS’ CORNER~*~
((…yeah, corny…I know; but if you’ve got a better idea, I’d
like to hear it!))
(The scene is a rather
small, dark room. In the very center of the room, a small light shines
directly onto a young girl about 15 years old. She has on a green,
spaghetti-strapped tank top, dark-colored denim jeans, and a thin, black
headband holding back her medium-length, dark-blonde hair. A silver
necklace around her neck spells out the word “AUTHOR”. She is sitting a
rather small wooden desk in a black beanbag chair, facing the reader)
Me: Hey, pplz! First
of all, let me say that this will be my last post—
(suddenly, the five G-pilots appear in the authoress realm. Four of them, all but the bioshen
blonde, have party hats on their heads.
Duo throws confetti up in the air, while Heero and Wufei are attempting
to figure out where to post the “Sayonara, Sucker!” Banner they each
hold on their hands. Quatre just
watches his fellow pilots while sweatdropping.)
Me: (continues sentence) –for about three weeks.
(All the party hats, confetti, and rude, revenge-worthy
banners disappear in a flash as the four pilots groan in defeat.)
Me: AHEM! As I was saying before so RUDELY
interrupted (gives all but Quatre a deathglare)….
This means you will not hear from me until school is over.
I’m sorry, but my stupid teachers have suddenly decided to actually
TEACH us stuff right before finals and regents!
Duo: the nerve!
Me: I know! So,
I hafta study and attempt to pass 9th grade, or else my mother might
take away my computer privileges!
G-gang: (sarcastically) oh, we wouldn’t want that,
now would we?
Me: no, we wouldn’t, so without further ado…it’s
Wufei’s turn to answer the E-mail!
Wufei: …Kuso!
(scene fades to black as Heero, Duo, Trowa, and even Quatre
start humming the theme from the twilight zone)
Me: o….k……
To: Preventer_Water@information.net
From:
Solitary_Dragon05@hotmail.com
Sub: Questions
(survey)
Message:
>>>Fill out the
answers to the following questions, reply, then e-mail them off to a friend.
(No lying! Tell the Truth!)
Name people call you: Wufei; 05; Wu-man; Wuffie;
Wuffy; Wu-chan; Wu-wu; Fei-chan; Fei-man…and the list goes on….-_-‘
(A/N- …he forgot “Male
chauvinistic pig”…^_~)
The nice nicknames: Wufei, Wu-chan ( ::glaring at
Duo:: but Meiran, and ONLY Meiran can call me that, understand you braided
baka?!?)
The god-awful
nicknames you hate to be called:
[anything Duo and/or that baka onna authoress and her onna friends can possibly
come up with!]
(A/N- ::snickers, then
looks away, whistling innocently:: )
Pets: none
Parents: none
Siblings (biological or adopted or both):
none
Age in dog years: 112
~*~FAVORITES~*~
Color? White, Dark Blue
Animal? Dragons (good point, Mei)
Song? ( ::snorts:: figures
she would put that…) I don’t have a favorite; I prefer peace and quiet.
Book?
Scholar books and novels
Movie: Crouching Tiger,
Hidden Dragon
Foods: Chinese
Toothpaste: regular…who ever heard of strawberry
bubblegum?!?
Flower(s): Lilies (…what the hell are
you looking at, Maxwell?!?)
~*~Miscellaneous~*~
Thing that you would
love someone to do for you that no one ever has:
Kill the authoress of this god-damned “fic”.
Dream that came true: [see above…only I’m still
praying….]
(A/N- ::shaking head::
nice try, Wuffie…ain’t gonna happen!)
Do You Believe in
Shooting Stars:
of course; they’re simply meteorites which haven’t burned up until they reach
the earth’s atmosphere, where they then explode into fire from the extreme
pressure…
(A/N- well, he sure
sucked the fun outta THAT one, didn’t he? -_- )
Do You Believe In Men
from Mars: (
::raises an eyebrow:: very interesting, Mei…) no
Do You Believe in
UFO’s: I guess
Do You Believe in Love
at First Sight: no
Do You Believe in
Eternity: yes
Do You Believe in
Soulmates:
(oh, really, Mei? Do you now…) I guess I do, too
Do You Believe in
Prince/Princess Charming: um…probably…
What’s more
important-love or money:
love
What do you feel
guilty about right now:
not a thing
What
is the last thing that made you smile:
(damn it, onna! I want a
re-match!) reading what Yuy wrote at the end of his response…
-Laugh: Watching Mei-chan attempt to cook breakfast
this morning…no disaster like Maxwell’s attempt…but still rather entertaining.
-Cry: crying is for the weak
What do you need/want
right now:
nothing, except an entertaining attempt on the authoress’ life.
(A/N: …hey, waitaminute!)
Do you obey rules: on occasion…unlike some
people I know ( ::eyes Meiran:: )
Do you really: yes
Who is the last person
you shared a secret with:
Meiran
Been in love before: ( ::snorts:: ) I refuse
to answer this question
Been to Outer Space: yes
Coffee or tea: coffee is for the strong
Blanket or stuffed
animal:
blanket
Color of socks that
are on you now:
navy-blue
Favorite Number: 5
When was the last time
you went to the hospital, and why:
Visiting Marimea in the hospital…did you guys know Une is going to adopt
her?
What color is your
bedroom:
blue, green, orange, and a touch of gold ( yes, the same as Meiran’s…your
point?)
What do u do most when
you're bored:
either read, or spar with Meiran
What
word/phrase/saying do u use too much:
“Kissama” “Injustice” “baka” “damn onna authoress!!!!!”
(A/N- I’m getting the
feeling Wuffie doesn’t like me very much… ::sniff, sniff:: )
What Friend lives the
farthest away:
Duo
Most annoying thing: baka onna authoresses who make
you answer stupid e-mails
Best things: ( ::blinks, reads Meiran’s
answer, then blushes slightly:: ) Meiran…and…the…authoress…Miellie-cha…okay,
who’s been messing with the script?!?
(A/N- ::looks around until she sees Miellie-chan a few feet away, in the shadows, laptop in lap, trying to look about as innocent as she isn’t:: )
(Miellie-chan: who…
me? ::snickers::)
What time is it now: 9:10am
How glad are you this
thing is over:
It isn’t over until it’s over…and it’s not over yet…
Attached Message:
>>
Your fondest memory: (hmm…gonna hafta do something to
get her out of this “sap” mood) Reuniting with Meiran after the whole Marimea
incident
Most Embarrassing
memory: (
::smirks:: that’s what you get for calling yourself Nataku!) My Wedding…
You know it’s love
when…: (Damn
you, Winner!) ((A/N- ::grr..:: not if I have anything to say about that!)) you just know
Something you wish you
could take back:
Temporarily converting to the side of evil during Marimea’s attempted ‘conquer’
Person you consider
yourself closest to:
Meiran
One thing others find
irritable about you:
my short temper
One thing you find
irritable about yourself:
(haha, Mei) apparently, my lack of good character judgment…
Where
are you right now?: home
Where would you like
to be: right
here…Mei-chan took her music outside to the garden, so I get some peace for a
little while…
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Me: (sits back from typing, only to have her gaze
fall upon the stack of high-school books) oy, vey!
Quatre: …look at it this way…three weeks, and it’ll
be ALL over…
Me: good point.
Wufei: (appears outta nowhere to face Quatre)
traitor! (turns to authoress) and what was THAT!?!? (points to fic)
Me: ^_^ the next chapter to this fic…what did you
think it was?
Wufei: (opens his mouth to say something)
Me: (cuts him off)…and don’t even THINK of saying
“injustice”, or otherwise I’ll write a 5+TK fic!
Wufei: (gasps) You wouldn’t dare!!!!
Quatre: (whispers to Authoress) …I thought you don’t
like yaoi!
Me: (whispers back) Shhh!
Don’t tell HIM that!
Wufei: (groans)
Me: ^_^ thaaaaaaat’s right…good lil’ bioshen
*coughaccordingtomiellieatleastcough*…now away with you! (poof Wufei back to
wherever he was beforehand)
Quatre: …what about me?
Me: (poof him back to animeland, then turns back to
books)….(groans)….
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